Secret Document......

I can't tell you how I got my hands on this, but I managed to, nonetheless. In the spirit of the Presidential campaign being in full swing, and the political conventions having wound down, I proudly present to you....

The schedule of events for the final day of the 2008 Democratic National Convention


7:00 pm - Opening flag burning

7:15 pm - Pledge of Allegiance (to the United Nations)

7:20 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm - Nonreligious prayer & worship, led by Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm - Ceremonial tree hugging - Darryl Hannah

7:55 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm - How I Invented The Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm - Gay wedding planning - Rosie O'Donnell

8:35 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm - Our War Troops Are Criminals (A Symposium) - John Kerry

9:00 pm - Memorial Service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm - Answering Machine Etiquette - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm - Collection for the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm - Free the freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm - Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm - How George Bush Brought Down The World Trade Towers -Howard Dean

12:15 am - Truth In Broadcasting Award - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am - Satellite Address - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am - Nomination of Barrack Hussein Obama - Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am - Coronation of Barrack Hussein Obama

1:30 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am - Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home


It's truly amazing how much goes on behind the scenes. And, everyone, please "give it up" for all of the celebrities involved. It really is something that they give up their time for an event such as this. Don't forgot about the post-event concert with The Dixie Chicks.